Last updated: November 27, 1998
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1. You might pass the course if you do.
2. If you get bored, you can still take a nap.
3. You can practice drawing bunnies in your notebook.
4. You get to put a name to that twit who stole your dessert.
5. The view from the window is nice.
6. The building is air-conditioned.
7. You can look down your nose at your lazier roommates.
8. You might meet a cute guy. Or girl.
9. You actually might enjoy the class.
10. You just might learn something.
1. It might hurt.
2. If the guy before you made it, he won't be there to cushion your own fall.
3. There's something unattractive about behaving like a Lemming.
4. Any fool can jump off a cliff, but it takes a genius to survive the experience.
5. If you aren't that genius, you're taking an awful risk with your life.
6. Bugs tend to live near rocks, and you know how much you hate bugs.
7. Acrophobic people shouldn't be near cliffs anyway.
8. You are heavier than a bird.
9. If you were meant to jump off a cliff, you would have been born with hang gliders strapped to your shoulders.
10. Above everything else, it is a singularly stupid thing to do.
1. Once in a while, you might want to sleep in your bed.
2. You won't lose your bills.
3. You can find the door.
4. You can find the light switch.
5. You can watch TV without sitting on a CD case.
6. Bugs don't start infesting your room.
7. When you come inside, you get a nice warm feeling in your heart.
8. No one will get gratuitously hurt in a clean room.
9. No one told you to clean it yet, and you won't want anyone to start getting ideas.
10. You can now justify the reasons for losing all your important homework assignments.